All my single ladies put your hands up!!

 Ladies, single and.....currently dateless 4 V day?? I know how you feel...its sooo brutal to us romantic souls who foolishly believe in the myth that is 'true love' but we'll survive it! Ummmm...yea...i said 'us', ima singleton,a 'recently-single'.. (i got dumped and yes it sucks but don't go all 'awwww' on me now people!!). Anyway my fellow lamba happily single club members, my post today is about cupid's day which is a week from today, a bit early??..smh.. read on

Cupid is actually the devil and V day is HIS day so y'all know this lil muthachucker will have us fairytale believers feel the chills of being blue while our coupled up friends are embracing the fiery desire of love.. so i came up with this, think of it as my blender and i've thrown in some 'Do's and Don'ts', 'Phew!Aren't you glad?', 'No regrets'...blah blah blah..hope You enjoy my mix!

1. Don't Go out alone on Vday! Better yet, don't go out AT ALL! lol..ok thats extreme but if you really wanna be out, don't go alone. Go with single friends and by all means avoid restaurants with romantic themes, go clubbing but what the heck, most clubs WILL be playing lovey dovey music so back to my first suggestion, Don't go out at all??

2. Don't Third wheel it! So your friend's boyfriend is taking her out and she feels sorry for you so she invites you to go with them and promises that you won't feel left out...girl you know she lying cuz she and her boo boo are gunna be like this all night

 

Can you imagine being the third person on this table?? NO! so don't agree to be the third wheel!

3. Look on the bright side You are saving money! Lol...call me whatever but i think valentine's day is a commercial holiday. Its not about love and relationships but about selling cards, flowers and chocolate..so the money you would have otherwise spent on those gifts could be saved or used to treat yourself!

4. Don't send yourself an anonymous gift! Girls, this is completely different from treating yourself.. Lol...i remember back in junior school how some girls would buy themselves gifts and pretend its from their 'boyfriends' so they won't be labelled 'lamba'!! Listen.. most girls don't get a gift in-return from their boyfriends,Gambian boys to be exact  so why go to that extreme??

 Last and perhaps the most important to remember is....

5. Don't define yourself by your relationship status. Its is not your identity!

And to my love birds, happy val advance!!